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OT – 1001 uses for a Digital Camera
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Sorry guys, if you were expecting *rude* please turn off the light on Today I wanted to invite my friends to dinner. Because they are spread far and wide, and airline schedules being what they are, some couldn’t make it So, in order that they didn’t feel left out, I took a photograph of my dinner and emailed it to them. Sensible you will no doubt agree. So you guys don’t feel left out it was: Chicken in a Creamy Asparagus Sauce Baby New Potatoes With Parsley Butter Dressing French Beans One of my female friends, a Chunky Bird who shall remain nameless, seemed to think that this was a trivial thing to do, and typical of the sort of thing that happens when you leave a Man in charge of a digital camera. She made a special request that she be spared any piccies of deformed But this got me thinking that there must be thousands of uses for said camera, and I wondered who might have the better ideas, the boys or the girls. So if you are up for it – lets have your ideas Steve
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> I wonder if Jef takes nudes.
He doesn’t. At least not the ones *I* sent him… Hmmm… Ya think… maybe… I could send him some of you next time ???? <eg> Eddie
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I still have that frying pan, you know? And my aim is much better when I don’t have to throw it across an entire continent. 
Diane M.
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I wonder if Jef takes nudes. > He doesn’t. At least not the ones *I* sent him… Hmmm… Ya think… > maybe… I could send him some of you next time ???? <eg> > Eddie
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<smack> for the chunky kiwi comment… maybe take a self portrait and see what you would look like with hair? or a chin? or a nicer nose? <snipped a whole load of crap..ooops…intelligent posting>
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><smack> for the chunky kiwi comment…
Precisely where in the post did I mention Kiwi? Still, something musta grabbed you fat bird
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Sorry guys, if you were expecting *rude* please turn off the light on > Today I wanted to invite my friends to dinner. > Because they are spread far and wide, and airline schedules being what > they are, some couldn’t make it > So, in order that they didn’t feel left out, I took a photograph of my > dinner and emailed it to them. Sensible you will no doubt agree. > So you guys don’t feel left out it was: > Chicken in a Creamy Asparagus Sauce > Baby New Potatoes With Parsley Butter Dressing > French Beans > One of my female friends, a Chunky Bird who shall remain nameless, > seemed to think that this was a trivial thing to do, and typical of > the sort of thing that happens when you leave a Man in charge of a > digital camera. > She made a special request that she be spared any piccies of deformed > But this got me thinking that there must be thousands of uses for said > camera, and I wondered who might have the better ideas, > the boys or the girls. > So if you are up for it – lets have your ideas > Steve
male or female idea? no idea… but www.ratemypoo.com is a prime example of why some people with too much time on their hands shouldn’t be allow to have digital cameras.
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> male or female idea? no idea… but ww.ratemypoo.com is a prime example of
why some people with too much time on their hands shouldn’t be allow to have digital cameras. ewwwww! Skyler said that Steve did take a photo of his toilet bowl afterwards, a still life to be named "after dinner"….
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> <smack> for the chunky kiwi comment… > maybe take a self portrait and see what you would look like with hair? or a > chin? or a nicer nose?
Hmmm… sort of like a digital Mr. Potato Head ??? Neat idea. Eddie
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>Hmmm… sort of like a digital Mr. Potato Head ??? Neat idea. >Eddie
Paula said she can eat potatoes whole!!! I think she already has a nice nose Steve
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"Diane M" wrote >…I wonder if Jef takes nudes.
Yes, but generally only in really brightly lit rooms. Otherwise I have to use the flash attachment, and that gives away my hiding place in the bushes outside.
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> But this got me thinking that there must be thousands of uses for said > camera, and I wondered who might have the better ideas, > the boys or the girls. > So if you are up for it – lets have your ideas
Just a few… 1 – Stand in your backyard (or frontyard, or roof, or wherever) and do a 360 degree montage to show people what it looks like. The Nikon we bought has software that will allow you to blend a series of shots together into one "seamless" toroid, but I’m still fine-tuning it. 2 – Catalog all of your household effects for insurance purposes. 3 – Go to the nearest A or M road where you live in England, and take a series of shots from your car going home. Whenever someone wants to visit, send them the shots by email so they’ll know exactly where to turn at which corners, etc… 4 – I get a kick out of playing with the special effects in Photoshop or MS Paint, and you may satisfy your artistic leanings this way. 5 – If you burn CDs, they’re great for getting shots you could use for the labels or the front covers (see #4 above) 6 – Take compromising photos of your kids when they’re taking a bath so they’ll toe the line when they’re teenagers and you threaten to show the shots to all their friends <eg> Eddie
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Ours generally gets used for puppy pics. We have a 5 month old GSD puppy and our neighbor has 2 beagles 2 weeks older. The love to play together. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get 3 puppies to pose? We could go through about a roll of film per episode, but instead we end up with a bunch of erasure and a few cute pics. Otherwise… we really need to take more pictures. I wonder if Jef takes nudes. Diane M.
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Sorry guys, if you were expecting *rude* please turn off the light on > Today I wanted to invite my friends to dinner. > Because they are spread far and wide, and airline schedules being what > they are, some couldn’t make it > So, in order that they didn’t feel left out, I took a photograph of my > dinner and emailed it to them. Sensible you will no doubt agree. > So you guys don’t feel left out it was: > Chicken in a Creamy Asparagus Sauce > Baby New Potatoes With Parsley Butter Dressing > French Beans > One of my female friends, a Chunky Bird who shall remain nameless, > seemed to think that this was a trivial thing to do, and typical of > the sort of thing that happens when you leave a Man in charge of a > digital camera. > She made a special request that she be spared any piccies of deformed > But this got me thinking that there must be thousands of uses for said > camera, and I wondered who might have the better ideas, > the boys or the girls. > So if you are up for it – lets have your ideas > Steve
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Sorry guys, if you were expecting *rude* please turn off the light on Today I wanted to invite my friends to dinner. Because they are spread far and wide, and airline schedules being what they are, some couldn’t make it So, in order that they didn’t feel left out, I took a photograph of my dinner and emailed it to them. Sensible you will no doubt agree. So you guys don’t feel left out it was: Chicken in a Creamy Asparagus Sauce Baby New Potatoes With Parsley Butter Dressing French Beans One of my female friends, a Chunky Bird who shall remain nameless, seemed to think that this was a trivial thing to do, and typical of the sort of thing that happens when you leave a Man in charge of a digital camera. She made a special request that she be spared any piccies of deformed But this got me thinking that there must be thousands of uses for said camera, and I wondered who might have the better ideas, the boys or the girls. So if you are up for it – lets have your ideas Steve
Response:
Ours generally gets used for puppy pics. We have a 5 month old GSD puppy and our neighbor has 2 beagles 2 weeks older. The love to play together. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get 3 puppies to pose? We could go through about a roll of film per episode, but instead we end up with a bunch of erasure and a few cute pics. Otherwise… we really need to take more pictures. I wonder if Jef takes nudes. Diane M.
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Sorry guys, if you were expecting *rude* please turn off the light on > Today I wanted to invite my friends to dinner. > Because they are spread far and wide, and airline schedules being what > they are, some couldn’t make it > So, in order that they didn’t feel left out, I took a photograph of my > dinner and emailed it to them. Sensible you will no doubt agree. > So you guys don’t feel left out it was: > Chicken in a Creamy Asparagus Sauce > Baby New Potatoes With Parsley Butter Dressing > French Beans > One of my female friends, a Chunky Bird who shall remain nameless, > seemed to think that this was a trivial thing to do, and typical of > the sort of thing that happens when you leave a Man in charge of a > digital camera. > She made a special request that she be spared any piccies of deformed > But this got me thinking that there must be thousands of uses for said > camera, and I wondered who might have the better ideas, > the boys or the girls. > So if you are up for it – lets have your ideas > Steve
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"Diane M" wrote >…I wonder if Jef takes nudes.
Yes, but generally only in really brightly lit rooms. Otherwise I have to use the flash attachment, and that gives away my hiding place in the bushes outside.
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> But this got me thinking that there must be thousands of uses for said > camera, and I wondered who might have the better ideas, > the boys or the girls. > So if you are up for it – lets have your ideas
Just a few… 1 – Stand in your backyard (or frontyard, or roof, or wherever) and do a 360 degree montage to show people what it looks like. The Nikon we bought has software that will allow you to blend a series of shots together into one "seamless" toroid, but I’m still fine-tuning it. 2 – Catalog all of your household effects for insurance purposes. 3 – Go to the nearest A or M road where you live in England, and take a series of shots from your car going home. Whenever someone wants to visit, send them the shots by email so they’ll know exactly where to turn at which corners, etc… 4 – I get a kick out of playing with the special effects in Photoshop or MS Paint, and you may satisfy your artistic leanings this way. 5 – If you burn CDs, they’re great for getting shots you could use for the labels or the front covers (see #4 above) 6 – Take compromising photos of your kids when they’re taking a bath so they’ll toe the line when they’re teenagers and you threaten to show the shots to all their friends <eg> Eddie
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> I wonder if Jef takes nudes.
He doesn’t. At least not the ones *I* sent him… Hmmm… Ya think… maybe… I could send him some of you next time ???? <eg> Eddie
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I still have that frying pan, you know? And my aim is much better when I don’t have to throw it across an entire continent. Diane M.
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I wonder if Jef takes nudes. > He doesn’t. At least not the ones *I* sent him… Hmmm… Ya think… > maybe… I could send him some of you next time ???? <eg> > Eddie
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<smack> for the chunky kiwi comment… maybe take a self portrait and see what you would look like with hair? or a chin? or a nicer nose? <snipped a whole load of crap..ooops…intelligent posting>
Response:
><smack> for the chunky kiwi comment…
Precisely where in the post did I mention Kiwi? Still, something musta grabbed you fat bird
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Sorry guys, if you were expecting *rude* please turn off the light on > Today I wanted to invite my friends to dinner. > Because they are spread far and wide, and airline schedules being what > they are, some couldn’t make it > So, in order that they didn’t feel left out, I took a photograph of my > dinner and emailed it to them. Sensible you will no doubt agree. > So you guys don’t feel left out it was: > Chicken in a Creamy Asparagus Sauce > Baby New Potatoes With Parsley Butter Dressing > French Beans > One of my female friends, a Chunky Bird who shall remain nameless, > seemed to think that this was a trivial thing to do, and typical of > the sort of thing that happens when you leave a Man in charge of a > digital camera. > She made a special request that she be spared any piccies of deformed > But this got me thinking that there must be thousands of uses for said > camera, and I wondered who might have the better ideas, > the boys or the girls. > So if you are up for it – lets have your ideas > Steve
male or female idea? no idea… but www.ratemypoo.com is a prime example of why some people with too much time on their hands shouldn’t be allow to have digital cameras.
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> male or female idea? no idea… but ww.ratemypoo.com is a prime example of
why some people with too much time on their hands shouldn’t be allow to have digital cameras. ewwwww! Skyler said that Steve did take a photo of his toilet bowl afterwards, a still life to be named "after dinner"….
Response:
> <smack> for the chunky kiwi comment… > maybe take a self portrait and see what you would look like with hair? or a > chin? or a nicer nose?
Hmmm… sort of like a digital Mr. Potato Head ??? Neat idea. Eddie
Response:
>Hmmm… sort of like a digital Mr. Potato Head ??? Neat idea. >Eddie
Paula said she can eat potatoes whole!!! I think she already has a nice nose Steve