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OT – How to photograph a new puppy
Question:
How To Photograph A New puppy 1. Remove film from box and load camera 2. Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash 3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle 4. Choose a suitable background for photo 5. Mount camera on tripod and focus 6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth 7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera 8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees 9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand 10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens 11. Take flash cube from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash 12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy’s nose 13. Put magazines back on coffee table 14. Try to get puppy’s attention by squeaking toy over your head 15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage 16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say- "No, outside! No, outside!!" 17. Call spouse to clean up mess 18. Fix a drink 19. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" first thing in the morning Author unknown
Response:
My favorite quote about dogs (unfortunately I’m not sure who said it first due to all of the people it is attributed to) is, "The great thing about a dog is that you can make a fool of yourself with him and not only won’t he chastise you, but he’ll make a fool of himself too." — "Television is called a "medium" because it is neither rare nor well done." Norman Lampert mr-dot-bones-at-att-dot-net